Single Brain Cell Organism / by Humperty Dumperty

Somewhere there is an academy of idiocy supplying the Duane Reeds, At&T's, Walmarts and Cablevisions of the world with single brain cell organisms to work their customer service departments. Those of managerial quality will rise to the top quickly and will be marginally less slow in the brain than that of a sloth and will possess a vacant look, a truly vacant look. As in 'nobody's home' vacant. Not abandoned, but was never there.