One part Edwardian, one part Martini, I'm almost of sound mind and body and like to make fires. I also like to eat and drink more than I should and I enjoy going on explorations with my watercolours. I share an irreverent sense of humour with other people that have an irreverent sense of humour and am quite often, quite accidentally, politically incorrect if provoked or under the influence of whisky or gin.
What you will find here are uncensored, opinions on restaurants, bars, destinations, fashions, people and other consumables that I, Humperty, and my chums have every right to express, damn you, whether right or wrong. Everyone has the right to respond as long as ill mannered language is not exercised. As long as the ladies are not offended.